Ancient Grease

THE VAULTS, Launcelot Street, London, SE1 7AD

Ancient Grease

Launcelot Street, London, SE1 7AD

This show is for over 18's only. ID may be required at the door.
Description

Calling all you dishy Demi-Gods, you’re the ones that we want!

Welcome to Olympus Academy, a high-school where lessons are lustful, lube is essential, and grease is the dirtiest word. Term is about to begin, and this year graduating with the Gods won’t be the only climax.

The Alphas and Omegas are the studs of Olympus, but they’re going to need your help (and possibly a towel). After a fateful summer night, Zeus and Hera are destined to become star-crossed lovers - but when the Fates decide to make things rough, Hera will be forced to choose between Zeus’s thunderbolt and her own explosive desire.

​As the Gods writhe and the nymphs jive; we invite you to rev your chariot and lose yourself to the swinging tunes of Ancient Grease. It's time to disobey The Fates and show them that integrity is the new sexy.

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.

2. Present your confirmation on arrival at the venue. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away

Pricing Information

• No further payment applies beyond the TFG booking fee

Additional Information

• Contains adult humour, loud music, alcohol, and theatrical effects (including flashing lights). Not suitable for children

• For further event information please visit here

Accessibility Information

• Ancient Grease is entirely wheelchair accessible, with accessible toilets available too. Please be aware the ground is uneven in places

• Please note: We recommend all access bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information please visit here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here

Genre
Dates & times

Tuesday, 10 Mar 2026, 7:30pm - Saturday, 14 Mar 2026, 9:30pm

Important information - please read

Calling all you dishy Demi-Gods, you’re the ones that we want!

Welcome to Olympus Academy, a high-school where lessons are lustful, lube is essential, and grease is the dirtiest word. Term is about to begin, and this year graduating with the Gods won’t be the only climax.

The Alphas and Omegas are the studs of Olympus, but they’re going to need your help (and possibly a towel). After a fateful summer night, Zeus and Hera are destined to become star-crossed lovers - but when the Fates decide to make things rough, Hera will be forced to choose between Zeus’s thunderbolt and her own explosive desire.

​As the Gods writhe and the nymphs jive; we invite you to rev your chariot and lose yourself to the swinging tunes of Ancient Grease. It's time to disobey The Fates and show them that integrity is the new sexy.

How To Get Your Tickets

1. Book your desired number of tickets and await an email from us confirming your order. This is NOT a ticket.

2. Present your confirmation on arrival at the venue. Ensure that you take personal ID with you or you may be turned away

Pricing Information

• No further payment applies beyond the TFG booking fee

Additional Information

• Contains adult humour, loud music, alcohol, and theatrical effects (including flashing lights). Not suitable for children

• For further event information please visit here

Accessibility Information

• Ancient Grease is entirely wheelchair accessible, with accessible toilets available too. Please be aware the ground is uneven in places

• Please note: We recommend all access bookings are made directly through the event organiser, however, we are here to assist where possible. Please get in touch with us prior to booking if you have access requirements. For accessibility information please visit here

Key Terms of Sale

• Tickets are non-refundable / non-exchangeable
• Tickets cannot be resold or transferred
• The account holder must be in attendance at the event
These are the key terms. Full terms apply and are available here

This show is for over 18's only. ID may be required at the door.
Genre
Tickets
You may purchase a maximum of 4 tickets for this event.

Free Ticket: Tue 10th Mar, 7:30pm

£5.95 Booking fee per person

Free Ticket: Wed 11th Mar, 7:30pm

£5.95 Booking fee per person

Free Ticket: Fri 13th Mar, 7:30pm

£5.95 Booking fee per person

Free Ticket: Sat 14th Mar, 2:30pm

£5.95 Booking fee per person

Free Ticket: Sat 14th Mar, 7:30pm

£5.95 Booking fee per person

Location

THE VAULTS

Launcelot Street

London

SE1 7AD

How to find us